Учения Иисуса в Тибете (2013, Гвадалахара), занятие 1

[Speaker 1]
Hi, thank you for coming. It's a great honor to be back in Guadalajara. I have many, many good friends here.

And I'm very grateful that you came tonight. We are having a 10-day program starting tomorrow.

[Speaker 2]
Special retreat.

[Speaker 1]
And people have come from all over the world. And I'd like to thank them for coming and greet them tonight and welcome them. We have friends from China, Israel, Germany, where else?

Bulgaria, like that. Many countries, I'd like to welcome them all tonight. So, I have a special karma when I come to Guadalajara.

The day before I arrive, all my friends' cars break. Then they bring a taxi to the airport. They say, Michael, since you are here, I bought a new car.

I say, yeah, you told me that last time. No, really, I have a new car. It's working all the time.

Except when you come, it breaks. Then I thought it's important tonight we should talk about how to get a new car. Then we are supposed to talk about Jesus in Tibet.

So, I think we can mix them together. Jesus in Tibet and how to get a new car.

[Speaker 2]
So, I need the first slide up. You guys ready?

[Speaker 1]
I think it's Yoshi Michael in his hat. Where is it? Ah, no, almost.

I think your projector is also broken like your car. It's okay. Anyway.

Yeah, that's a good one. So, in my monastery, I spent 25 years in Tibetan monastery. After 25 years of study and meditation, they will give you final examination.

It's three weeks long. And it's all in Tibetan language. And it's mixed with Kung Fu.

Shut up! Shut up! Like that, you have to give answer.

Like that, you have to give answer. Like that for three weeks. Daytime and a lot of the nighttime also.

[Speaker 2]
Then when you finish, the last examination is very difficult.

[Speaker 1]
Then they give you big hat. Then you are finished. That's why that guy is so happy.

[Speaker 2]
Then you can relax for the rest of your life.

[Speaker 1]
You have one job. You are supposed to drink tea. And relax.

Then I was relaxing in my room. Then I'm looking at this hat. Then I said to my teacher, this hat is very strange.

It looks just like the hat that the soldiers in the Greece used to wear two and a half thousand years ago.

[Speaker 2]
I think Alejandro Magnum, the first Alejandro Magnum, he had a hat like that.

[Speaker 1]
It's like that. He has some special hat. Next slide.

You can see it like that. Then I asked my teacher, is there some connection between this hat and your hat? I said, did it come from Greece?

He said, I don't know who is Greece. But it's true. This hat came two and a half thousand years ago to Tibet.

There were some soldiers came from the West. And they attacked India. That's a true story.

So you can see next slide. This is how Alexander the Great came from Greece.

[Speaker 2]
He conquered the whole world at that time.

[Speaker 1]
Reached up to Iran and Iraq. Next slide. And then he reached India.

On the top on the right you can see a special town. It's called Taxila. Next slide.

Then he had a fight there. The Greeks fought with the Indians. The Greeks brought horses.

The Indians brought elephants. But still Alexander, he was magnum. And he beat the Indians.

Next picture. Then for 500 years he left some soldiers there. They became the kings of India.

Alexander went home. He and his soldiers followed the ocean. And he built some ships and the ships followed him and the soldiers walked on the shore and the ships sailed on the sea.

Then he died in Baghdad on the way home, in Iraq. But the ships came home. So there was a way to go from the Mediterranean Sea to India first time.

On the ships. Then they started 500 years of Greek kings in India. This one is named Ashoka.

Very famous. Next slide. He left many great pillars.

Each pillar has carving on it. And this Greek king became a Buddhist. Alexander the Great's teacher, do you know who his teacher was?

Aristotle. So, mixed together Western philosophy and Buddhism. And these Greek kings became Buddhists.

They started to leave carvings on these pillars. The pillars cover all of India. And it says new rules.

No one should kill other people. People should treat animals kindly. Prisoners should be released.

Like that, he made new laws. Next one. This is another pillar.

[Speaker 2]
Next.

[Speaker 1]
Oh, slow down. These are some lions. They are on top of the pillar.

Next. This is a coin from India nowadays. And still those pillars are on the coins of India.

You can see. Next slide. This is a guy, his name in Greek is Menander.

He became the king of a large part of India. Then the Indians, Tibetans, they came to his city. They called Dojok.

Dojok is Taxila, same. Who is your king? Menander.

Melinda? Menander. Melinda?

They didn't understand. So they started to call him Melinda. So this is Melinda.

In the books in Tibet, his name is Melinda. Next picture. Then one day he met this guy.

His name is Nagasena. He is a very great monk. The Greek kings were very, very good kings.

I think because of Aristotle. And they used to bring the philosophers to the king's court. And they will ask them questions.

And they will listen. And they will learn new things. So Melinda met Nagasena in his court.

They were actually standing outside. Next picture. This is a carving.

They were standing outside near a cart, a wagon. And Melinda asked Nagasena a question. What is the most important idea in Buddhism?

Nagasena gave an answer. Emptiness. Then Melinda said, what does emptiness mean?

Like your stomach is empty or your pocket is empty. You are not supposed to think about anything. Why is that the most important thing?

Then it's true. This is the most important idea in Buddhism. And the Greeks learned it.

And it's called emptiness. Then Melinda said to Nagasena, explain to me what is emptiness? Emptiness is important for the people of Guadalajara.

If you want a new car. Ok, next picture. This is your new car.

Then Nagasena asked Melinda a question. You want to learn the most important thing? If you learn it, you can get anything in your life.

Anything you want. My teacher, when I graduated Geshe, he sent me to New York.

[Speaker 2]
You start business.

[Speaker 1]
Why? We are testing you. What test?

I finished my test. You are first foreigner in 600 years to finish in our monastery.

[Speaker 2]
For you, second test. What's the second test? Go to New York.

Start a business.

[Speaker 1]
Use emptiness. Make 1 million dollars. Then I went to New York.

I didn't make 1 million dollars, I made 200 million.

[Speaker 2]
People ask me, how you do that? Vacuidad. You have to understand emptiness.

[Speaker 1]
Then anybody can do. You don't have to be Buddhist. I don't care if you are Buddhist or what, I don't care.

If you learn this idea, you can have anything you want. Some lady in China, she asked me a question. Can you use vacuidad to get an automobile?

Yes. But can you fix your husband also? Yes.

[Speaker 2]
It's the same as a car.

[Speaker 1]
I can teach you in 5 minutes. 25 years in 5 minutes. Nagasena asked Melinda, Is the wheel the car?

Then Melinda said, No, the wheel is not the car. It's only one part of the car. Then Nagasena said, Is the body of the wagon, the wagon?

No, that's not the wagon. It's just one piece of the wagon. Then Nagasena got little bit tougher.

[Speaker 2]
Are all the parts the car? Then Melinda said, If they are all sitting like that, I don't think so.

[Speaker 1]
Because you cannot drive it to go to tequila. We are having program in tequila, tomorrow. We are not drinking tequila, we are having program in tequila.

You cannot drive that to tequila. Next line. Can you drive that to tequila?

All the parts together. So then Melinda, Nagasena got tough, tough question. To Melinda, If you put all the parts together, and then it's one big piece, like one big car.

Is that a car? I think, what's the next line? Yeah.

That's a caveman. So I'll ask you a question. You give me answer.

If you have all the parts of the car, and you put them all together, is it a car yet? No. He's a caveman.

He lived 50,000 years ago. He looks at Bochito. Good translation.

I don't know, what is this thing?

[Speaker 2]
So the mind has to put the parts together.

[Speaker 1]
People ask me, Geshe Michael, can you teach me emptiness in five minutes? Yes.

[Speaker 2]
Just use a pen.

[Speaker 1]
Okay, I ask you some question. What is this thing? Pen.

It's a pen. Pero. Pluma.

It's a pen. If a dog comes here, if a dog comes here, and I show it to the dog, does the dog see a pen? No.

What will the dog do? He will bite it. Then the human will get angry at the dog.

Don't bite my pen. The dog will say, you are stupid, it tastes good.

[Speaker 2]
Then big philosophy question. Who is correct?

[Speaker 1]
Dog or the human? Both are correct.

[Speaker 2]
Now important question.

[Speaker 1]
If I leave this thing here, all of us go home. And all the dogs go home also. At that time, is it a pen or is it chew toy?

That's emptiness. I don't know. It's nothing.

If the dog comes in, it will become chew toy. If the human comes in, it will become a pen. If nobody comes in, just empty.

That's the real meaning. How do you use that to get a new car? How do you use that to make 200 million dollars?

Or to bring peace in your own mind? Or to bring peace in the world? How can you use that?

Next question. Is the pen coming from me or is the pen coming from the pen? Don't forget the dog.

Coming from me or coming from the pen? Coming from me. It must be coming from me.

If the pen is coming from the pen, then the dog will see a pen.

[Speaker 2]
If the pen is coming from the pen, then the dog will also see a pen.

[Speaker 1]
He will write poetry. Like an inhumane Hidalgo. To his girlfriend.

You have nice tail. But he cannot write. He doesn't see a pen.

So the pen is not coming from the pen. There is something there. But my mind makes the pen.

Then how is that?

[Speaker 2]
If you understand how, then how?

[Speaker 1]
Plant a seed in the mind. How do you plant a seed in the mind?

[Speaker 2]
I have a pen seed in my mind.

[Speaker 1]
And you have a pen seed in your mind. But the dog doesn't have. He didn't put that seed in his mind.

How do you put new car seed in your mind? What did Jesus say? Do unto other people what you want to do to you.

Buddha said the same thing. What you want, first, give it to somebody else. So if you want money, you must give money to other people.

Question. Pregunta. If I have to give $100 to get $100, why should I give $100?

I just keep my $100. Jesus gave the answer. You will receive 10 times more.

People ask me, how do you make $200 million? Give more. Give more.

It comes back 10 times. All seeds come back. Even the sandia also.

You plant one seed. You will get 10. Sandia.

[Speaker 2]
This is the nature of the seed.

[Speaker 1]
So how to get a car? Next slide. Next slide.

Next. Yeah. You have to give rides to your friends.

Okay? Your friend needs to get to some place.

[Speaker 2]
Then you say, don't worry, I will borrow a car for you.

[Speaker 1]
I will help you borrow a car. My friend has a car. Or you can say, I will help you to buy a car.

Even just give a small donation to the person. So they can get their own car. Plant a seed in your mind.

[Speaker 2]
Then after one month, you have a car.

[Speaker 1]
Because the car is coming from your mind. The seed in your mind. And this is the teaching of Jesus also.

What you want, you give to other people.

[Speaker 2]
It will come back. More.

[Speaker 1]
Let's do flamenco.

[Speaker 2]
Okay.

[Speaker 1]
Talk to you later.

[Speaker 2]
Okay. We will continue.

[Speaker 1]
So me and my friends, we heard a rumor. You know, Jesus was missing for, I think over ten years. I think, I think from 19 to 29 or something.

We don't know where was Jesus. Then there is some rumor that he was in Tibet. So we decided to check it out.

There is a guy, one of the disciples was named Thomas. Next slide. You know about, in English they call doubting Thomas.

He wasn't sure when Jesus came later. After the crucifixion. Jesus came to the disciples.

Then Thomas didn't believe it's Jesus. He said, show me the holes. In this picture you can see him looking at the holes.

Then there is a long story about Thomas. Next slide please. This is called the Gospel of Thomas.

It was found in Egypt in 1945. Thomas talks about Jesus. And there is another one.

This one was from India. It's written on a palm leaf. Before they had paper.

So they tell a story about Thomas. Next slide. So I'm going to tell you the story about Thomas.

I told you there were some Greek kings in India. One of them was named Gondofores. In Greek they call Gondofores.

In the Romans call him Gaspar. He lived in Taxila.

[Speaker 2]
This is where the elephant fight was.

[Speaker 1]
So this king lived there 300 years later. And one day he saw a star. And he was one of the three kings who came to the birth of Jesus.

So Gondofores came from the place where Nagasena talked to the king.

[Speaker 2]
He came to Bethlehem with two other kings.

[Speaker 1]
And he made offering to Jesus when Jesus was born. So there is a story about this king. Can I see the next slide?

After Jesus was killed, he appeared to the disciples together. And he told them, you know if you read the Acts of the Apostles, it comes after the Gospels in the Bible. Then Jesus sent each disciple he sent to a different country.

Some of them he sent to Europe, to Italy, to Spain. That became Catholic Church. Some of them he sent north.

We were in Russia recently and we saw all the new churches. Those are the Orthodox Christian. But Jesus also sent the disciples to the east, to India.

And that story is very beautiful. So I thought I would tell you the story. Thomas was asleep in his room in Jerusalem after the crucifixion.

The disciples were afraid. You know the story. They all said, I don't know him, I don't know him, Jesus.

And they were hiding in their own rooms. They are afraid the Romans will also put them on the cross. So Thomas was hiding in his room.

Then he fell asleep. Then Jesus came to him. Woke him up.

[Speaker 2]
You have a special job.

[Speaker 1]
Oh Lord, Master, what is the job? I want you to go to another country.

[Speaker 2]
Teach my teachings in another country.

[Speaker 1]
And Thomas is like, I can do it.

[Speaker 2]
What's the country?

[Speaker 1]
India. And Thomas is like, India? They thought India was the edge of the world.

If you go to India, you will fall off the world. Then he started to get afraid. He told Jesus, I can't go to India.

I'm a Jew. I speak Hebrew. I don't know any Indian language.

Let me stay home. Then Jesus disappeared. Then he fell back asleep.

Next day, Jesus walked through Jerusalem. By the way, this story comes from that manuscript. Next day, Jesus is sitting.

He started to walk through Jerusalem. He went to a cafe. I think it was a Starbucks.

I'm not sure. Then, he started to have some tea in the cafe. And he met a guy named Habban.

This is a slave trader. Then he said, you are the slave trader. He said, yes, I am.

He said, I have a slave. I want to sell. Oh, what kind of slave?

He is a very good carpenter. If you know in the Catholic Church the sign of Thomas is a carpenter's tools. He is a good carpenter.

Then the slave trader is very interested. There is a king in India. His name is Gondolfores.

He wants a good Jewish slave. Architect. And a carpenter.

I will buy him. I will take him to India. Then Jesus is like, yes!

Then that guy asked him, how much do you want for this slave? You can give me 30 pieces of silver. Silver.

Then the guy is surprised. So cheap! Then he got suspicious.

Maybe something wrong with the slave. Then he said, why is the slave so cheap? Then Jesus said, the slave should not sell for more than the master.

Why did he say? Because Judas sold Jesus for a small amount of silver coins. And the slave should not sell for more than the master.

Then the guy said, do you really own this slave? Then Jesus is like, he has this power, right? He has God's power.

He brings Thomas. With his mind he brings Thomas. Thomas is walking down the street.

Then Jesus said, hey Thomas, hi! You want a latte with soy chai? Not really, not really.

Then Thomas says, yeah, yeah, let's have some tea.

[Speaker 2]
Then the other guy said, the slave trader, ask Thomas, is that guy your master?

[Speaker 1]
He is my lord, and he is my only lord and master. Took him to India. Jesus arranged everything.

[Speaker 2]
He went in a ship through the Red Sea and around the south part of Asia.

[Speaker 1]
This is the route that Alexander invented. So they took him to the west coast of India called Malibar. Took him in chains up to Tuxila.

[Speaker 2]
Near Tibet.

[Speaker 1]
And then he went, Gondoforos was there, the king who saw Jesus born. And then Thomas started to build the palace for him. Then that's a long, beautiful story.

We don't have time tonight. There's a book, you can read the book. They just translated into Spanish.

It came out today. Aljandru Magnum Zigundo translated it. I think there's a song there.

But the story is in there. Then he built the palace for Gondoforos. And then he started to teach Gondoforos about Jesus' teaching.

This is a map of how Thomas was taken to India. Can we see the next slide? That's an old-fashioned map.

Next. Then this is Tuxila. This is where the palace was built.

There are still pieces of it. Next. This is, we call it Buddhist temple, the stupa.

[Speaker 2]
Next.

[Speaker 1]
And he carved all these things. Next. Then this is a painting by Rubens.

And this is the death of Thomas. So Thomas died in India. He became a martyr in India.

[Speaker 2]
They killed him.

[Speaker 1]
But he taught all over India. And the Buddhist people started to learn from him. All of India was Buddhist at that time.

And then he started to teach the great ideas of Jesus. So the church in India became a very beautiful combination.

[Speaker 2]
The teaching of the Buddha and the teaching of Jesus, they came together.

[Speaker 1]
And a very beautiful time in Buddhist history. It changed all of Buddhism. When you go to see the Dalai Lama nowadays, I think people don't understand he is also teaching what Thomas taught.

So there was this great combination of the two ideas. Next picture. He was the monk at that time.

His name is Nagarjuna. And then from this time in Buddhist history we call, oh, this is the beginning of the big path. Mahayana.

[Speaker 2]
The teaching of Jesus comes into Buddhism.

[Speaker 1]
And we call, now starts the great path. Next. This is Maitreya.

He also teaching these ideas. His name means love. His name is love.

And this is a special kind of love. We have to talk about it. From that time, teachings of Jesus meet Buddhism in India.

There comes a new idea in the greater way, Mahayana. What is that idea? It's very beautiful.

It says, it looks like Alejandro is there and Geshe Michael is here. And I call you and me. Then Alejandro is over there.

And Geshe Michael is here. Then we have, in every language in the world, we have a word. You, and me.

And Maitreya said, and the teachings of Jesus said, that's a mistake. That word is a mistake.

[Speaker 2]
You, and me.

[Speaker 1]
These two words. In heaven we don't have those words. There's no word separate Alejandro from Geshe Michael.

We are one person.

[Speaker 2]
All of us.

[Speaker 1]
We are all one person. Then how? How is that?

Can you go to the, I don't know, next, here's another Lama. Next, another Lama. Next.

I sent a team to the western part of Tibet. Bring back the books about Jesus. This is one of the monasteries.

We visited 15 monasteries. This project took about 13 years so far. Not finished yet.

Next picture. This is, we are checking the books, old books, to find out about Jesus. In Tibet.

That lady is here. She's coming to the retreat. We are having 10 day retreat.

There are many, teachers came from many countries. They are teaching meditation, yoga, and about Jesus in Tibet. So, she will be there.

Next. These are the books which we found. Old books.

Next picture. This book, this is made on a computer. But we found some books about Jesus.

They are called Yishu. Next picture. This is an important picture.

This is the last picture, ok? Almost. Why is it important?

Because Geshe Michael loves churro. People say, do you like Mexico? Yes.

Do you like Guadalajara? Yes. Why?

Churro. They have churro. Churro is like a new car.

[Speaker 2]
Churro is like a new car.

[Speaker 1]
If you understand how to get churro, you can also understand how to get a new car.

[Speaker 2]
I'm not kidding.

[Speaker 1]
I did it myself. 200 million dollars. I'm not a businessman.

I don't like business. It was just examination for me. From my lama.

[Speaker 2]
From my lama.

[Speaker 1]
Can you use this idea of Jesus and Buddha? Can you use it in your life? Get a new car.

People say, that's not spiritual. To get a new car, this is not spiritual. But I ask you a question.

What if everybody in the world knows how to get a new car? Or a million dollars? Just by understanding a new idea.

What if everybody understands? What if everybody has a million dollars? No war.

No hunger.

[Speaker 2]
No poverty.

[Speaker 1]
This idea, which is a mixture of Jesus teaching and Buddha's teaching. It's a very high, good thing. In the beginning, you can use it for a car.

Later, you can use it to make peace in the world. And no more poor people. But if you want to do that, if you want to do that, you must understand churro.

Okay? This is the real last one. Next.

So, what is happening here? The girl, she's putting churro in her father's mouth. This is the key to churro.

And the key to world peace. And world prosperity. If you understand churro.

Why? According to Jesus, and according to Buddha, if I want a churro, you don't get a churro with money. Sometimes you have money and you go to the churro area.

And they don't have any more churro. Money does not make churro. Sometimes you go to your friend's house.

He has ten churro. He gives you one without money. Money is not the cause of churro.

Churro is coming from your mind. There's a seed in your mind. If you go to the churro area, then, sometimes you have money but you don't have churro.

Why? You don't have a seed in your mind to see churro. Dog doesn't have a seed to see pen.

Is the pen there? Yes. Does the dog see pen?

No. The dog doesn't have seed. If you go to buy a churro, they say we don't have churro.

[Speaker 2]
You don't have seed.

[Speaker 1]
If you put the seed in your mind, you can always have churro. It's a little bit problem. If you understand how to put the seed in your mind, how do you put the seed in your mind?

Jesus said, Buddha said, exactly the same thing. What you want, give it to somebody else first.

[Speaker 2]
So, if you want a churro, like me, if you want 100 churros, you must give somebody else a churro.

[Speaker 1]
So, she's doing that. The child is very smart. If I want a churro to go in my mouth, now tomorrow I will have a problem.

All of my friends will bring me churro. That's okay. If I want churro to come in my mouth, I must put churro in Alhambra's mouth.

This is the golden rule, right? What you want, you do for other people. It will come.

You can say karma. You can say golden rule. It doesn't matter.

If I want a churro in my mouth, I must put the churro in his mouth. Now, question. Is his mouth my mouth?

Yes or no? Yes. Because I cannot put a churro in this mouth unless I put a churro in that mouth, so they are the same mouth.

To the eyes, it looks like my mouth is here and his mouth is there. But to wisdom, the mouth is one. Anything I want, I must give to him.

So he is part of me. Then the word you and the word me is a mistake.

[Speaker 2]
The word you and me is a mistake. There are two me's.

[Speaker 1]
We are two me's. What I want, I must give to him because he is me. This is the big teaching of Thomas in India and we thank him in Tibet.

He brought the teachings to Tibet in India and this is so precious. People are always asking me for things, you know. Geshe Michael, I want money.

Then give money to somebody, poor people. It will come back. There is a technique.

You have to know. He can teach you, okay? He is from Ghana.

Talk to him afterwards. No, really, there is a group here they can teach you. They are not charging money.

It's not for money. They are planting seeds. But there is a technique.

If you want money, help poor people. There is an art exhibition tonight for Casa Huichol. Very good idea.

You should support it, okay? I do. Let's buy some art.

They will donate money. Casa Huichol takes care of sick Huichol people who come from the mountains to Guadalajara for operations and things like that.

[Speaker 2]
Casa Huichol helps sick people who come from the mountains for operations and their families and things like that.

[Speaker 1]
Help them. If you want money, give money. It will come back.

200 million dollars. It's true. Then somebody asked me, I don't need money.

I need boyfriend. Should I give my boyfriend to somebody? I said, no, no.

You don't understand me. You find an old person who doesn't have family and you visit them once a week, one hour. Then you plant the seed.

They will not be lonely. Then that will create a new boyfriend.

[Speaker 2]
Because boyfriend also coming from you.

[Speaker 1]
It's very interesting. You don't have to look on internet. You don't have to go to dance club.

Go to nursing home. This is where you find your boyfriend. Somebody told me, Geshe-la, I want a younger one.

[Speaker 2]
Somebody told me, I want a younger one. I said, you don't understand. Take care of the old person who has no family.

[Speaker 1]
That put a seed in your mind. Then that will make a new boyfriend. Many, many people did it.

Some people say, I have some cancer, I'm sick. What seed should I plant?

[Speaker 2]
What seed should I plant?

[Speaker 1]
Go to the hospital. Take care of some sick people. Once a week.

Just one hour. How can one hour a week fix my cancer? The seed for a tree is very small.

The tree is very big. Jesus said, mustard seed is the smallest seed in the world. But if you plant it with good technique, it makes a very big plant.

Even the birds can stay in that plant. Jesus said that. That's Jesus.

He understand all these things.

[Speaker 2]
You visit a sick person for one hour.

[Speaker 1]
With technique. Then cancer can change the cancer. Many people, I helped them.

So then, last thing, then we stop, ok? Somebody told me, Geshe Michael, Geshe Michael, this system, it sounds logical. What I want, I should plant a seed.

Jesus said same thing. If I want money, I should help the poor. If I don't want to be lonely, I should help lonely person.

[Speaker 2]
If I want to stay young, I should help the sick people.

[Speaker 1]
I believe you. It sounds like the Bible also. But I have a problem.

What's the problem? When you give something, it should be from love. You shouldn't give Alejandro some money and say, I gave you 5 dollars, now give me 10 dollars.

This is not giving. This is giving business. If you give, you should give without a hope.

I want something back. Old woman, I will help you. But only because I want a boyfriend.

This is not love. This is older person's business. Then what?

How are we supposed to understand this thing? I will show you how it is love. If I feel lonely and I want boyfriend, I can go on the internet.

I can go to... Do you have Sephora? I can go to Sephora.

[Speaker 2]
I can go to Sephora.

[Speaker 1]
Buy some new lipstick. I can go to the dance club. Maybe I will find...

Boy, maybe I won't. It means it doesn't work. This is a new system.

How do you find a boyfriend? Go to visit the old people. Plant a seed in your mind.

Then the boyfriend will come. Then what will happen? I have suggestion.

I have a friend, she is Chinese. She did what I told her to do. She went to help the old lady.

And she met a boy. She created a boy. And she got married also.

Very successful. They are very happy. And then she said, Okay, Geshe Michael.

But it feels a little bit wrong like business. I said, I will teach you what to do.

[Speaker 2]
Call your friends.

[Speaker 1]
All of your girlfriends. Three or four of them. Invite them to the restaurant.

Seven o'clock. Meet me at the restaurant. At seven o'clock.

Then call your new boyfriend. Tell him to come to your apartment at seven o'clock. When he comes, give him three glasses of water.

Then take him to the restaurant. You will be late. Your friends are already there.

You come at seven thirty. Open the door. This handsome boyfriend is with you.

Then all the girlfriends, Who is the guy? Must be her cousin, I think. Five years she didn't have boyfriend.

He is so handsome. Must be her cousin, I think. Then come to the table.

Tell the boyfriend to give you a hot kiss. Long kiss. Not cousin.

Must be boyfriend. Then sit and have dinner with your friends.

[Speaker 2]
And eat with your friends. After twenty minutes, what will happen?

[Speaker 1]
The boy will have to go to the bathroom.

[Speaker 2]
He drank three glasses of water.

[Speaker 1]
Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. When he leaves, all of your friends, where did you find him? What's the website?

Which dance club? Nursing home. What?

Yeah, it's a new system. You plant a seed for the boy. By helping old woman.

It puts a seed in your mind. Then you always get a boyfriend. It works every time.

Oh, we will try. Then it will begin.

[Speaker 2]
Boyfriend revolution.

[Speaker 1]
Yeah. Then every girl will go to the nursing home.

[Speaker 2]
There will be long line.

[Speaker 1]
Can I see the old woman today? She is busy. Come back next week.

Three o'clock. She has five minutes. I think there will be long lines of boys and long lines of girls.

Maybe they can meet each other in the line. I'm not kidding. If you use this new system, which Jesus' teaching teaches in India, two thousand years ago, if you want a boyfriend, help a lonely person.

Then you will find a boyfriend. You will plant a boyfriend. Then what will happen?

Other people will copy you. Then everybody will be helping lonely people. There will be no more lonely people in the world.

And there will be no more poor people. Is that love? It's love.

If you use a new system, which is two thousand years old, give other people what you want. He can teach you.

[Speaker 2]
He can teach you.

[Speaker 1]
You will change the world. Everybody will have enough money. Everybody will have beautiful partner.

Inner peace. And world peace. And this is the teaching of Jesus in Tibet.

Good night. Can you do it?