«Дар освобождения», курс 33 «Посев семян ясновидца», занятие 1

[Speaker 1]
Okay, we're going to go to the Lam Rim, okay? And I'm on a schedule, okay? The story of my teaching history, 44 years ago, my teacher said, okay you teach a class.

And I stand up to teach the class. Then he said, okay sit down, sit down. Then I was very embarrassed, you know?

I asked him, you know, how to plant the seed to talk. Then he taught me, but he taught me too well. Now it's impossible to stop Geshe-la's story, okay?

So, I will try to keep to this schedule, okay? And don't tell long stories, okay? Peter, where are you?

Peter, you see here? Huh? Oh, he's translating.

Okay, yeah. Can you come up to the stage? And, I don't know, I need another one.

Seiji, you okay? Can you be a husband? This whole teaching this week, it's about anger, desire, all the negative emotions.

How to stop it. And the best way to study it, is called the two husbands. So, this morning, I'd like to do the two husbands.

Okay, here we go. If you're going to be ACI teacher, to know the two husbands in the kitchen. This is called two husbands in the kitchen.

It's very important, okay? All of Buddhism is in the kitchen. Now, some people say, Geshe-la, why are you doing this kitchen thing?

There's no sutra called two husbands in the kitchen. The sutra written by Buddha only for the kitchen. Right?

If it's not in the kitchen, it shouldn't be in the sutra. Because sutra is supposed to help you have a happy life. So, everything in sutra should be in the kitchen, everything in the kitchen should be in the sutra.

So, this whole week, we're going to talk about the two husbands in the kitchen. And so, it's like take ten minutes to teach it, and if you want to be ACI teachers, I think this is the most important thing you can So, here we go. If you want to make a video, you're welcome.

Okay, here we go. So, you have to learn how to teach it, okay? Here's how you start.

I'm a typical housewife. Typical? Housewife.

In Guadalajara. So, you have to remember what city you are in. I'm a typical housewife in Shenzhen.

So, wherever you are. Then I have two kids. Who's my kids?

Let me see. You guys want to be my kids? These three.

Okay? You are my kids. Okay?

So, I have three kids. It's okay, it's okay. I won't ...

okay. I have three kids. I have a job.

I work for an international company. Then, you know, I work hard. In the morning, I have to take the kids to school.

After work, I have to come home. I have to buy the grocery. I have to pick up the kids.

When I get home, I have to cook. This is a very cool system for the men. In the past times, the men have to work and make the money.

The woman have to cook and watch the kids. There was a division of labor. Then the men had a meeting.

If you women don't know about it, we had a meeting. Very evil plan. Let's tell the women they have equal right to work.

Then they can make the money, and watch the kids, and cook. And we can watch the World Cup. Okay?

So, this plan was successful. Now the women have the right to make the money. They still have to do the kids and the food.

So, I'm a typical woman. I have these three kids, and I have a husband. Okay?

So, one day at work, the boss come to me, when I'm going home, grab me. Tomorrow, important meeting, you must come one hour early. You understand?

It means, I will fire you, if you come late. You come one hour early. Okay, okay.

I'll tell you something about ... I was in the corporation for 19 years. I'll tell you something very strange.

If you come five minutes late to work, the boss will yell at you. Then at five o'clock, six o'clock, when it's time to go home, can you just stay for two hours extra? I never understood this.

They can keep you two hours late, but you cannot come five minutes early. Okay? Okay, you know this system.

Okay, so, I tell the boss, okay, I will come, I promise I will come. Then you have to negotiate with the kids. Go to the kids room.

Look, kids, tomorrow, mommy have to go to work one hour early. So, I have to take you to school one hour early. The school teacher says it's okay.

Then, but I need you to be ready.

[Speaker 2]
Okay?

[Speaker 1]
If you are not ready, if mommy is late, then mommy will get fired. We will have trouble for our family. So, do you promise, tomorrow morning, one hour early, pajamas off, school clothes on, shoes also on, tie, and homework is finished.

Agree? Yeah, they are like, yeah mom, yeah mom, we can do it. Okay, well thank you.

Next morning, I go one hour early to the kids room. They are fighting with each other. Come on, that's what kind of fighting is this?

Then they are yelling. And then I'm like, where are you? Your pajamas still on.

Your shoes not ready. Homework is on the floor. You three are most stupid kids in Guadalajara.

[Speaker 2]
Then they start to cry. Okay, good, good, good, yeah.

[Speaker 1]
Okay, good. Now, so, mommy yelled at them, and they start to cry. Why?

They heard the bad word from mom. Did anybody else hear the bad word from mom? Yeah, mom heard the bad word from mom.

You are most stupid kids in Guadalajara. Each word, you, are, most, come into mom's ear also, and touch mom's mind, and make imprint on mom's mind, and two hours later, that imprint, when you teach it, go like this. Become seed, in the subconscious mind.

Okay? Imprint of the bad word, in the ear, become seed. Karma seed, in the subconscious mind.

Now the mom has a negative seed in her mind. Okay? And it will cook in the mind.

Okay? Then, after one week, I'm coming home from work. Let me tell you Aldo, sometimes I wonder why I got married to this guy.

You know, he just watched the World Cup. I have to make the money. I have to buy the groceries.

I have to take the kids to school, bring the kids back from school. You know, I have to do everything. I don't remember why I married him.

Oh, he gives a good hug. In all Guadalajara, his hug is the best. Even he just watched the World Cup.

I'll show you. So, you come home from work, you go to the kitchen, you open the door, I'm home! Then he goes, come on, try it!

I picked the wrong husband.

[Speaker 2]
Let's try again. Okay?

[Speaker 1]
It's difficult for Seiji to be angry. Too much Buddhism. Okay.

I'm home! One more time. I'm home!

Oh man, they can't do it. Okay. Okay, then how do you feel?

You know, you told your friend, wait till you see the good hug. Then you open the door. Then you're like ...

then he's like, oh yeah, that's stupid! That's a stupid hug. Then what's your natural reaction?

I didn't do anything. I just opened the door. He started yelling at me.

I didn't say anything. He started yelling at me. I didn't do anything.

Where is ... some of you guys are really good at this. Ayrton.

Is Ayrton here? Oh, he does it really well. Are you tweeting?

You have to ask Ayrton, he's really good. Are you tweeting? He started yelling at me.

Is it true? Yeah, is it true she didn't do anything? No, it's not true.

[Speaker 2]
Why?

[Speaker 1]
Yeah, she yelled at her kids. Last week. She put a seed in her mind.

You are most stupid kids. She put the seed here. When she opened the door.

I'm home! Seed open. Seed open.

Just like the pen. Don't worry, I'm not going to teach you the pen. Maybe I should.

[Speaker 2]
No, okay, okay, not everyone.

[Speaker 1]
Pen come from seed in your mind. Pen don't come from pen. If the pen come from the pen, the dog will see a pen, and the dog will write a poetry to the dog girlfriend.

Your tail is so beautiful, but he don't do. Therefore, pen doesn't come from pen. Pen comes from me.

And the husband who call me stupido, also come from me. How come from me? I yelled at the kids last week.

Okay, watch. I open the door. Do slow motion, slow motion.

Okay, let's do it again. You are stupid. Okay, seed open.

Okay, seed ... he come from me. Okay, he come from me.

So, the seed open, and he yelled at me. Now, when you teach it, at this point, and this is the most important ACI teaching, I think so. At this point, and it's always good to be funny in the teaching, okay?

I think so. I think Buddhism should be fun. Okay?

Don't be the serious Buddhist. Yeah. You should ask your audience.

Why didn't you ask me the most important question? Who said? Yeah, Jasmine.

Jasmine, who said it? Excuse me. Geshe-la, why you have two husbands?

It's illegal. In every country.

[Speaker 2]
I mean, almost every country.

[Speaker 1]
Why you have two husbands? Then you bring the husbands next to you. Okay?

And I will explain to you why I have two husbands. They have different names. Okay.

This husband, his name is Mr. Pan. Mr. Pluma. Mr. Pan.

[Speaker 2]
Okay.

[Speaker 1]
This husband, come from me. Okay? From my seed.

What seed? Which I yelled at my three kids. Okay?

So, this husband, come from me. Senor Pluma. Now, this husband, then switch them, okay?

This husband, what's his name? I didn't do anything. He started yelling at me.

I didn't do anything. Now, listen. This husband, come from him.

This Pan, come from Pan. Okay? Everybody in the world thinks the Pan come from the Pan.

Only the people who came to a good Buddhism class, they understand the Pan come from them. From seed in their mind. Okay?

This one, come from me. This one, I didn't do anything. He started yelling at me.

Okay, now, what do you do next? Very important. Okay?

Now, listen. One of these two husbands really exists, and one of these two husbands cannot exist. Then ask the audience, which one really exists?

Yeah, Mr. Pluma. Senor Pluma. He exists.

He come from me. Okay? He come from me.

That's real. Now, where's the husband who don't exist? This one.

I didn't do anything. Okay? That one, impossible.

Everything in the world, every person you ever met, come from your seeds. Okay? If you meet a person who didn't come from you, you met someone who cannot exist.

Okay? Everything comes from you. Okay?

Everything around you comes from you. People. Things.

World. Countries. One hair on your head.

Everything come from you. There's nothing don't come from you. This husband, don't exist.

Okay, now the next step in teaching the two husbands, right? You are going to be ... I'm teaching you ACI.

Most important ACI teaching. Okay? Where do you go next?

It's a very, very important question. Ask your audience. Okay?

When you go in the kitchen, and the husband call you stupid, you start to get angry. Which husband are you angry at? Which one?

Cannot be this one. Cannot be this one. Why?

Watch. Watch. You do it again.

Just Seiji. Okay? Hi, I'm home.

You're stupid. Oh, he call me stupid. Seed open.

I put the seed with the kid. It come from me. He's a Mr. Pluma. Oh, okay. I shouldn't get angry again. When he call me stupid, I should never call him stupid.

If he call me stupid, and I call him stupid, then he's correct, I'm stupid. Why? Because ...

okay, ready? No, you are stupid. Next week, next week, kids will be bad.

[Speaker 2]
Why?

[Speaker 1]
Because I said, I'm not stupid, you are stupid. Now, you can go to the wheel of life. You can go to the wheel of life.

You are stupid. I'm not stupid, you are stupid. New seed.

Next week, go to the kids room. Yeah, fighting. You are so stupid.

Put new bad seed. You are stupid. You are stupid.

Understand? That wheel of life, it's not an old painting about rebirth. It's a teaching about your home.

Let's do it again. I'm not stupid, you're stupid. You're stupid.

You're stupid.

[Speaker 2]
You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid.

You're stupid. Okay, understand?

[Speaker 1]
How to break the wheel of life. This is the goal of ACI. That's the only thing we are doing.

The purpose for 20,000 pages of translation. How to break this wheel. How to stop the wheel.

You ready? Here we go. I'm home.

You're stupid. Yeah, okay. Okay.

She just broke the wheel. She smashed the wheel. Okay, I love you too.

Next week when she go to the kids room, they are beautiful, perfect kids. I love you too. Open the door.

Okay? Broke the wheel. Broke the wheel.

Okay? Now, it's very nice to talk to the women separately. Look, it's true.

Every husband is stupid. Okay? We, all the wife know about it, but don't say it.

Okay? You make a new bad seed.

[Speaker 2]
Okay? Understand?

[Speaker 1]
Okay? Okay? Alright, that's the two husbands.

And that's all ... that's all of ACI. And that's the purpose of ACI.

We are not teaching Buddhism. We are making happy kitchens. Okay?

Don't forget. You are not a Buddhism teacher. You are teaching happiness.

Okay? Alright. Okay, you husbands go away.

Los esposos. You guys organizers have to write down a piece of paper every day that tells me what time I'm stopping. Okay?

And put it on the stage. Okay. Let's go to the Lam Rim.

I think it's 10.30 Tim? 10.30? Okay, but I stop at 10.30. You hope. Okay, I'm going to go to the Lam Rim. Okay? This is the ancient technical book.

Where you find kitchen information. Okay? So, I'm going to go through each word.

It's in a foreign language. That's okay. I want you to feel that the kitchen teaching comes from the ancient teaching.

So, ACI's strength is that it comes from the ancient teachings. This kitchen teaching not made by Geshe Michael. It's made by Buddha.

Then what is the meaning of the Sanskrit word Buddha? It means the person who can see all things in all times at all the time. When Buddha taught this teaching he was watching us today in Guadalajara.

Okay? He wrote this book for the people here today. Okay?

So, we will go to the ancient book. It's in a foreign language. Don't worry about the foreign language.

Just relax and absorb like a sponge. Okay? My job is to teach you the ancient ...

Okay, here we go. Are you ready Tim? Okay, here we go.

Yeah. Korwe Tsawa? Is that ...

Try ... you ready? We'll do a search.

Should be four dollar signs. Try four dollar signs. Search for four dollar signs in a row.

That's it. Okay, now go down until the text starts. A little bit more.

There we go. Yeah, there we go. Right there.

Okay. I will say it in Tibetan for good luck. Korwe Tsawa jikta marikpa ngan dzin shen gye nyi yinpe.

Korwe Tsawa means, okay, so for half an hour every day you have to suffer with the ancient book. Don't worry about it. Okay?

You're not supposed to understand it. Okay. Korwe Tsawa jikta marikpa.

Okay, what is the root of the circle of life? Cycle of suffering. It's called here marikpa.

You don't understand the pen, and that causes the trouble in your family. Okay? You talk back to your husband, you put a new bad seed in your mind, you go to the kids room, the bad seed opens, you yell back at the kids, and this is called Wheel of Suffering.

And we all, all of us in this room, me also, after many years of study, there's still some people I have trouble with. Still some people I feel upset. Make me angry.

Okay? So, korwe tsawa jikta marikpa ngan dzin shen kye, shen kye means we were born with a misunderstanding. Little tiny kids have it.

Insects have it. Okay? We are born with misunderstanding pen.

Even ant, you push it with a piece of grass. He's like, I didn't do anything. Everyone has it.

And even ant get upset. shen kye nyi yin me. NYON MONGS BSTAN NAS DBANG BA LA.

If you want to get rid of the anger that makes you unhappy, DANG BZHIN MA RIG PA'I NYON MONGS BDAG MED RTOGS PA'I ZHES RABS SKYED PA LA BAS DGRA, you must try to understand the pen. Okay? If you understand the pen, you will stop responding to your husband.

Don't forget. Is he stupid? Yes, but don't say it.

Okay? We got it? Alright.

DE PHYIR NYE RGYA SBYONG PAS MEN DKA' PO GCIG THUB LTA BU GNYIS Therefore, there's one magic pill, which will stop all the problems in your life. Okay? It's like one special aspirin, and if you take it every morning, you will have a happy life.

Okay? What's that aspirin called? The pen.

Okay? If you take it every morning, probably you will remember not to get angry three days after you yell at your husband. Okay?

It's very difficult to remember in the kitchen. The goal of these classes is that you remember the pen in the kitchen. Probably you won't.

You will remember two days later. Ugh, I'm so stupid. I shouldn't call my husband stupid.

That's after two days later. The goal of these classes, make that time shorter, and shorter, and shorter. Okay?

How you know you reached ... what is Nirvana? What is Nirvana?

Okay? It's not the same as Buddhahood. Venerable Phil said this morning, Nirvana means no body can make you upset.

[Speaker 2]
Nobody.

[Speaker 1]
You are 100% chill person. Nobody can make you upset. That's Nirvana.

I had three brothers. We fight every five minutes. My little brother's goal is to make me angry.

He will do everything, then finally made me angry he's like ha ha ha ha. If I reach Nirvana, he will do everything I'm like ha ha ha, okay? I won't get upset, okay?

So, don't think Nirvana is some high thing, only Buddha got to Nirvana. The wife in the kitchen who remembers the pen and doesn't call stupid back has reached Nirvana. So, when the difficult moment comes and the husband calls you stupid, take the magic pill.

Remember the pen. Maybe the dog always taking it. Okay, then the book quotes, has a quotation.

DE PHYIR MYONG MONG THAMS CAD KYANG, THIG MU BYAMS PA'I BYAMS PAR GYUR This is a very famous author, called Aryadeva. Who's his teacher? Nagarjuna.

Okay, you are studying Nagarjuna when you come to Arizona in October. His student said, DE PHYIR MYONG MONG THAMS CAD KYANG, THIG MU BYAMS PA'I BYAMS PAR GYUR If you can understand the pen, you will destroy anger in your own heart forever. For a hundred dollars, okay?

For a hundred dollars, and it's a difficult question, not an easy question. Okay, why does that magic pill stop your anger? Who's got the $100 ready?

Who's got the money? Okay, Xiaoping has the money. Tim's going to choose ...

by the way, the answer is very short and very deep. Okay, Tim, you're up. He's choosing somebody.

You have 50% deal with some people right? Okay, here's my question again. Why, if you understand the pen, Aryadeva said, you will never get angry.

Go. It's a short answer. Beautiful, oh my god, give her $200.

$200. Two, two, Xiaoping, two. Okay, that's a perfect answer.

Yeah, yeah, perfect answer. I'll repeat the answer.

[Speaker 2]
I'll repeat the answer.

[Speaker 1]
Okay, look, you go to marriage counselor, they will say things like this, don't get mad at your husband, he's tired. You know how much work it is to watch the World Cup for four hours? You know, also he's hungry.

You are just coming home to cook. He cannot cook for himself. You know, try to understand husband has a hard life.

Don't get angry, okay? And just pay my secretary $50. Okay, this is a marriage counselor.

Now, here's Buddhist marriage counselor. Don't be mad at your husband. Why?

He don't, what the hell, he don't exist. You mad at nothing. If you want to be mad at your husband, go to the forest, yell at the tree, you are stupid.

He don't exist. You are yelling at someone don't exist, understand? And when one country fights with another country, and the other country is our enemy, that enemy don't exist.

Every war, World War II, 100 million people died. 30 million died in eastern part of China. Who's the enemy?

Don't exist. Never existed. It's all meaningless.

War, like a trap between countries, it's meaningless. There's nobody there. You're going to fight with the other country if you understand the other country's bad people come from you.

You will fix the bad people from the other country where they come from, which is here. Okay, understand? You don't stop the bad people by killing them.

More bad people will come from here. You have to fix where they come from. Okay, so yeah, perfect answer.

When you get angry, her answer is that why you can stop your anger, the ultimate method to stop your anger, is to understand the husband whose name is ... I didn't do anything. He don't exist.

He cannot exist. He never existed. Listen, every time in your life up to now, that you got angry, or even traffic, you got upset at the traffic, or the five feet of hail which fall in Guadalajara.

Okay, when you get upset, you are upset at, I didn't do anything hail. You made the hail. You should be upset at yourself.

You made the stupid husband. Okay, understand? Okay, but when you get angry, you forgot, and you say, I didn't do anything.

Okay, understand? Now, so from this answer, we can say that it's impossible to get angry if you remember the pin. It's impossible to get angry if you don't misunderstand where the husband came from.

Therefore, every person who gets angry, is forgetting the pin. Therefore, Geshe-la must teach the pin again and again, especially for Geshe-la. He also still get angry.

Okay, okay, now he quote a sutra. By the way, we have seven more minutes. So, stay strong.

These classes are not easy. I sat in the classes in the monastery for 30 years. Those are four-hour classes, no pee-pee break.

Then I made a promise in my heart. When I become teacher, those students will also suffer. Okay, here we go.

SA CHUG PA'I RTOG LA KHYER, JI BSTAN DU NYES PA CHUG PA SKYE BA GANG, JI NYES PA THAMS CAD KYI BDAG TU SNGON PAR GZHAN PA LA'I CHUNG BA YIN TE Buddha said, every problem in the world comes from not understanding the pin. So, first we had a quotation from the Nagarjuna student, Aryadeva, but the writer of the Lam Rim, he said, if you don't believe that, I will quote Buddha to you. And Buddha said the same thing.

BDAG TU SNGON PAR GZHAN PA DANG THAL NA MI'I CHUNG NGO, a person who understands the pin cannot get angry. Okay, if they remember about the pin in the kitchen, and you won't. Okay, me too.

SNGON KYANG DE MA RTOGS GONG NAS. Now, very important for this week. SNGON KYANG DE MA RTOGS GONG NAS.

So, what am I supposed to do until I understand the pin all the time? You know, is there something I can do until my pin memory gets very strong? GONG NON THABS CHAL ZAL DU BYED DGOS LA.

Yes, there are short-term methods. There are short-term methods, and we're going to cover them this week. For those people who cannot remember the pin in the kitchen, we're going to cover the temporary methods.

They do not remove anger from the human mind. These are marriage counselor methods. For example, temporary method number two, don't go in the kitchen.

Really. Just never meet your husband. Then you will never have a fight with him.

Is it a good method? No, no, but sometimes it's okay. Sometimes you have to take a break from your relationship, literally.

Because you cannot control yourself, or it's getting worse and worse. So, in Buddhism, we teach this method. Sometimes, you have to take a break from ...

go to your mother's house for two days. Okay? It will help for a short term, but it won't fix the problem.

Okay? So, first thing we are going to study, this week, is short-term methods. These are what you hear in the marriage counselors.

Maybe you have to take a break. Go to your mom's house. Take the kids.

Tell your husband to eat pizza for two days. Okay? Sometimes you need a break.

Okay? It's not going to fix the problem, but it gives you some space, and if you have space, maybe you will remember the pen. Okay?

So, we're going to study, I think it's six different ways to take some space. Then when you take the space, you can remember the pen. Okay?

So, we're going to study six ways to get some space. Cool? Alright.

That's all for this morning. Tim, you have any announcement? Come on Tim.

[Speaker 2]
Thank you.